Back in the saddle again.

Why is it that when I’m gone for 5 weeks, my blog views are at a record high, then when I return and actually blog, they’re super low?

I just got a new dress from the Michael Kors outlet and I’m really looking forward to wearing it. I also found the perfect shoes to go with it.

Yesterday at work, Susan and I were going through the damages in the back, and she picked up a pair of pants that said: body fluid in crotch. (I tried really hard not to look at it.) Also, she found a jacket that had looked like it had been lit on fire or been run over by a car. Who in the word would be comfortable with returning those articles of clothing, I have no idea. But I guess we take anything back.

Who else is freakin excited about this:

I am. 

Tomorrow is my b-day.